Where Google failed, Hooters conquers.

Cultural imperialists might revel at the thought of a hooterization of China, but upon seeing the video, I felt as though there has been a Sinocization of Hooters.

Hooters girls are known for er, the mammoth size of their twin peaks. But the Chinese Hooters girls have plateaus, not peaks. An alll-American icon has been flattened, one could say, under the Chinese tanks.